A moustache grown until the completion of a particular event. Usually grown by men who cannot grow a full luxurious moustache. Very common in Military MOS schools.
by JohnQNavy November 15, 2010
A type of mustache that teen boys grow when trying to grow facial hair or go without shaving for a bit. Just a little bit of hair under the nose, you must have to be looking to notice it. The reason it is called a purity stache is because when boys have one, they can't get any girls and therefore stay pure.
by lmccalli July 30, 2020
the type of hair that grows above a female lip.
may be rather disgusting, and completely noticeable.
watch out, it can be swung like a grappling hook.
may be rather disgusting, and completely noticeable.
watch out, it can be swung like a grappling hook.
by kylie.mustachio. January 21, 2010
When you grow out your ‘Stache so well that when eating their butt it tickles the cheeks and they rear up and kick.
by Stachedonkey June 21, 2019
When all individuals, men, and some eligible women, sport mustaches. Can only be considered celebratory in the month of May though.
by Eve04 November 05, 2009
v. to dip one's finger between the foreskin and the shaft of the uncircumcised penis during sex, circling around the head until a bounty of smegma has been collected for distribution onto your partner's upper lip.
your girlfriend told me that you done gave her a smegma stache after not washing your junkhood for a fortnight and shit. that's some seriously tremendous green boner lip action, friend.
by destructifierakus November 10, 2004
S-(tache) meaning from the full word my long pubic vagastache. Short way to include your vagina in any convo so that other's aren't totally grossed out at the thought you bring your vagina to every story time with friends.
Oh man I just waxed my stache today and it's so smooth I can't stop touching it!
No one want's to see your stache when we go to the beach, it's so hairy.
No one want's to see your stache when we go to the beach, it's so hairy.
by Emstuckhere December 02, 2014