Squiffle

To persuade someone (Usually a parent) to let you get/do something they wouldn't normally allow. Often associated with cuteness.

"I'm going to be trying to squiffle my Dad into letting us get a cat over the next few days"

Or

"Hey, guess what?! I got a pony!!"

"Wow, how'd you manage that?!"

"Well.. lets just say that a certain amount of squiffling went on over the holidays.."

by Theycallmesquiffer January 12, 2012

squifflebat

Meaning someone someone short, with big thighs

That girls a squifflebat!

by StayInYourLaneBoi December 18, 2017

Squiffy

Drunk or intoxicated

"I am slightly squiffy"

by Heymanchick July 26, 2018

squiffyace

This mean your are gonna get and ace in Rainbow Six Siege the squiffyace stlyle.

I am gonna get a SquiffyAce in Siege

by SquiffyAce November 3, 2020

Squiffing

A large straw inserted into the vagina and is blown upon by partner filling the cavity with air. Then female then forcefully pushes the straw blown air out of the vagina. Squiffing.

David heard Shelley squiffing after inserting a straw and blowing inside her vagina. Light squiffs could be heard throughout the night.

by La Cour New Orleans January 29, 2022

squiffy

incredibly, unreasonably drunk

oh god, he/she's gone squiffy

by whiteravn2 February 8, 2022

Squifficated

Happily drunk, sozzled, inebriated

I don't know about you but I'm totally squifficated.

by Webchat March 30, 2023