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Spanked

Probably British slang. Really drunk, or off yer face. Possible to use when tired. Synonyms include "mashed", "wasted", "caned".
1. Dodgy Dave was really spanked when he came back from that club last Thursday. I wonder how many cheeky fellas he'd necked?

2. I rode my unicycle to the sea and took a swim today. By the time I got back home (it was 30km there and back), picked up some groceries, scrubbed off the sunblock, prepared a green salad and steak dinner, and washed it down with a glass of Chianti, I was absolutely spanked.
by DJ delerious June 14, 2009
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tat spanked

when you have been a bad boy and you get slapped by a tit
You've been a naughty boy now bend over and get tat spanked...momma no!!!!!!!!!!
by guh1111 June 27, 2006
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skunked

stoned + drunk = skunked
I was skunked after 3 bowls of dank and two 40s of king cobra.
by johnny_knoxville October 29, 2007
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Skunked

When a girl is really wet and she queefs on a guy releasing a mist like smelly spray like a skunk
Person 1: Hey bro, last night I was at Emily's house and she skunked on me!
Person 2: Oh my god bro you are so lucky! I wish I could get skunked.
by peppaa December 13, 2019
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spunken

Meaning great! Exciting!
Its great!!!!! Its SPUNKEN!!!
by Shalasaska September 14, 2002
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Spunkey the Cat God

Limecat’s Evil Twin. Separated at birth, Limecat never heard of Spunkey until years later when he showed up to claim his rightful share of Limecat’s wealth. Limecat defeated his corrupted brother in single combat, but not before he got a few more gashes in the mystic rind!

Followers of the so called “cat god” are usually very sensitive to sunlight, and freely practice dark arts. If you see one of Spunkey’s disciples you would be wise to fight to the death, for the wrath of Limecat’s displeasure would be worse then any fate at the hands of Spunkey ten fold.
Spunkey the Cat God carries no mystic Rind, it is his greatest flaw.
by Damen55 July 29, 2008
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