punching the clown

The act of repeatidly stroking the beast in a fashion to which others may think you are choking your own genitals.

Stop Billy!! It looks like you punched the clown into a coma!

by ChangWang April 30, 2003

drum-punching

Sex play that involves the inner ear. Generally only attempted by males with very small genitalia.

So I was drum-punching Stacy the other night, and she's all like, "Stop, I can't hear anything, I think you ruptured my ear drum."

GIRL 1: Oh my God, your ear is like bleeding!!!!!!!!!!
GIRL 2: I know. I totally got drum-punched by Orlando Bloom last night.

by Little Jew Girl December 9, 2008

tounge punching the dirt starfish

licking the ass of someone

i was tounge punching the dirt starfish on my girlfrind last night and she couldnt stop moaning it was amazing

by jeff monroe May 26, 2006

Spunting

Spunting is spooning when the girl gets wet. It is a combination of the words "spooning" (a hug from behind) and "punting" (to travel down a canal in a small boat).

guy 1: Wow, so you two just spooned? nothing else happened?
guy 2: Well, it started out as spooning, but quickly turned into spunting...

by Mike and a Lima called Matt April 25, 2014

Swunching

When you swoop(smoke) and munch at the same time.

I got tha munchies, you up for swunching nigga?

by crazymunchingho March 31, 2009

spuncling

A child that results from a sperm donation and is treated as extended family on the part of the sperm donor. In particular, a spuncling is to a spuncle, what a niece or nephew is to an uncle (or aunt). The term is gender neutral.

Every year Joe sent a special Christmas present to his spuncling.

by sage_jock April 3, 2010

punching the pitcher

When you skip bases

Did you go base by base or just punch the pitcher to save time?

by Chris M. July 2, 2004