drum-punching

Sex play that involves the inner ear. Generally only attempted by males with very small genitalia.

So I was drum-punching Stacy the other night, and she's all like, "Stop, I can't hear anything, I think you ruptured my ear drum."

GIRL 1: Oh my God, your ear is like bleeding!!!!!!!!!!
GIRL 2: I know. I totally got drum-punched by Orlando Bloom last night.

by Little Jew Girl December 9, 2008