Splitting the meat

When a female spreads her vulva in a welcoming manner.

Cathy was splitting the meat and the many bishops around her were intrigued.

by BigJockKnew1688 April 13, 2010

spunk spitting gutter slut

a dirty slutty lady who, as she speaks may shower you in another mans sieman

shes a right spunk spitting gutter slut.

by southern shed squad June 30, 2006

spitting camel

To fuck someone in the ass, pull out, hock a lugie on the bunghole so they think you came, then when they turn around you unload on their face.

After I found out my girlfriend voted for Gore I gave her a spitting camel.

by MONK!! December 18, 2003

lane splitting

Riding a motorcycle between two traffic lanes between cars.

There were a ton of cars on the roads during rush hour, so I started lane splitting to get ahead of the traffic.

by TK9 July 10, 2013

Skitzing Out

Someone acting phsyco, paranoid and/or extremly angry as if on meth over a short period of time.

*John yells and throws a chair*

Guy one: What's up with John, he's acting crazy!?
Guy two: Hes just skitzing out because his girl left him.

by shizzale June 22, 2011

Spitting image

Derived from the Southern vernacular, "Spirit and image". Meant as a compliment directed at the child of someone deceased.

He is the Spitting image, or more commonly, spittin image of his deceased father.

by h2opolo47619 May 11, 2009

Spliting

A new form of planking created for the exceptionaly flexible people. It is done in random places and times.

They were walking by, and saw a few people spliting on the park bench.

by thedumbcoolkids July 4, 2011