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by beeflover42069 December 12, 2023

I’m just speaking in general…

I’m just speaking in general… — a story telling tactic used by old southern people when they are actually reading you from head to toe; inside and out; and from womb to tomb. In many ways, this is worse than if they put both feet in your ass and yelled at you about your folly.

“I’m just speaking in general” has four parts: a detailed summary of your past character; a current analysis of your present actions based on things you did as a child; a detailed outcome of you actions based on probability and having seen your story played out in other people’s lives that they have seen with their own eyes; and, an admonition to change your ways if you don't want to end up like the person they are just “speaking in general about.

Boy, I ain’t got no hang ups; I’m too old to have hang ups. Hang ups is for young people — I’m just speaking in general… Oh I knew a boy like you: he was hard headed when he was a baby and he’s head headed now. You know what they say about hard headed people: A HARD HEAD MAKES A SOFT ASSSSSSSSSSS!!!! I’m just speaking in general. But, if you don’t want to end up like that; you better change your ways!!!!!!!!!

by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 22, 2023

Screaming Tini

Derogatory term used for someone that is being extra loud and argumentative for little to no reason.

Ronald: Martini please.
Bartender: Sure thing, coming right up.
Ronald: I SAID NOW! WHAT DONT YOU UNDERSTAND ABOUT I WANT IT NOW!
Innocent Bystander: Wow, he is being a real screaming tini...

by Pot sticks March 3, 2021

Screaming peepees

This is painful urination, typically from STDs.

Ben Dover found that the screaming peepees was a very real thing in the toilet.

by I, Wreckerrr October 25, 2016

Screaming Ginger

Screaming Ginger is an alcoholic drink invented by a retired midwestern State Trooper, father and husband of a law enforcement official. The drink is made up of 2 shots of Revel Stoke Roasted Apple Whisky in a tall glass of Canada Dry Ginger Ale. The drink was invented after both of the inventors children became teenagers and would constantly fight, argue, yell and quarrel. Being bald already, the inventor had no hair to pull out. He instead turned to drinking and became an amateur mixologist. The wife did not approve of his ability to relax without her permission, so the drink had to be developed in utmost secrecy. Screaming Ginger's soon caught on with family and friends at parties. While quite soothing and delicious, it is also quite potent and has led to many nights of utmost bliss when able to medicate himself and get a well earned respite from the constant caterwauling. It is permissible to replace the Revel Stoke with another apple whisky, ie. Apple Crown Royal.....

Mike's second Screaming Ginger helped him relax and hence he was able to solve a majority of the world's problems.

by SSsSssSsSSssssf;kljf;lkadskg;l October 16, 2019

The BioClock Speaking

An utterance, voice, thought or dream that comes as one ages, that, even though logically one does not want a baby, urges one to be fruitful and multiply.

Aging woman: I had a dream last night that I was nursing a baby, and now I can't stop thinking about it. I want a baby so bad now.

Friend: Don't worry... that's just the bioclock speaking and doesn't mean anything.

Aging woman: (thoughtfully) I'm ovulating today...

Friend: You know you don't want that. Do not heed when the voice of the bioclock speaks!

by Belch Queen October 20, 2018

Screaming turtle head

A fart when an urgent need to poop is felt.

As he cramped near the toilet, Juan heard a screaming turtle head!

by I, Wreckerrr October 21, 2016