Spratley

A man who is so manly that he does not require the use of hands to enjoy a girthy banana, and who is an absolute hit with the ladies of the South Coast.

That spratley sure is enjoying munching on that chubby banana.

by Albinoboy64 November 2, 2018

Spattergroit

Contrary to the name it doesn't mean getting spattered in the groin. A contagious disease and what probably should've killed off Ron Weasley. Extremely common amongst ginger bastards as the early symptoms include freckle-like warts. Later symptoms include not being able to speak and having large bricks come out of your bottom and mouth.

It was very unfortunate, but the ginger bastard has caught spattergroit

by Supreme EmperorGod of Universe June 26, 2019

skat-splatt

1. Explosive diarrhea that is excreted with fire-hose-like ferocity thus splattering the entire toilet pan. Usually an extremely discomforting experience producing loud sounds. Mostly accompanied by a nauseatingly stenchful odour on par with a Hump-back-dinga.

2. pan-splatter

(noun)

"That's the problem with a night on the booze followed by the kebab house... guaranteed skat-splatt the next day!"

by Bigtoke September 8, 2009

fecal splatter

Fecal splatter is the substance emitted from ones anal cavity. Fecal splatter is no ordinary extrement, as it is a viscous gloopy substance. Fecal splatter emerges from ones buttocks in a similar fashion to "I'm a firing my lazer". Fecal splatter can only be discribed as a most unpleasant experience, and requires an abundance of wiping.

Charles: William, can I draw thoust attention to my unsatisfactory experience within thines porcelain throne?

William: What might thoust experience within those walls?

Charles: From within that very cubicle, from the gates of hell I unleashed a mighty tsnami of feces. Alright I'll give it to ya straight, it was fecal splatter

by LifeIsFutile June 24, 2016

Brown Apple Splatters

Diarrhea that's a mixture of smalls turds, brown mop water, and porridge shit. Often classified as a war crime or an offense against nature.. or both.

Lets hurry this up, I have the brown apple splatters and need to get home.

by Luxotek January 19, 2015

Splatterpuss

The act of a man tossing a woman's salad while she urinates on the his face

Man, I was so wasted last night, I let Jenny give me a splatterpuss!

by Tron 2805 December 5, 2006

scratter

A young lady who will be seen Monday to Friday clean, holding down a good job, and generally being pleasant to the older generation and young children...

... But come Sunday morning after a heavy weekend with no sleep, she's seen in state of dishevelment; possibly wearing several outfits at once; or a (probably dirty) pair of trousers and hoodie.
Her weekday sup of Chenin Blanc has been exchanged for a can of Kronenburg.
Most commonly spotted on a bus or train heading home (probably a bit smelly).

"On my way home I looked a right state. I scared the old lady next to me. I had to move seats"

"You have to get used to the looks when you're a scratter"

by Delores McSquirter March 9, 2008