Slurpee

A slurpee is when you pee while yelling slurs.

James:WHY ARE YOU YELLING SLURS??
Mark:im taking a slurpee!

by youremotherihavedone November 25, 2021

Slop-Slurper

Someone who follows you around the block and gets with all the girls/guys you've been with, one after another. Maybe this person thinks that he/she is gonna one up you by fucking her/him a little harder than you did. Maybe this person just doesn't have taste in sexual partners and they have to look to you as the decision maker. Maybe in some sick, strange way, he/she just wants to BE you. Maybe it's just a coincidence.

"Man, I had this mothafuckin' slop-slurper tryna be all up on my shit for months man. Three bitches. Three bitches. Motherfucker heard I broke up with Lashay and I could see the fuckin' look in his eyes already. Man, mothafuckin' slop-slurper all up on my shit crampin' my style. Slurpin' that sloppy seconds like a mothafucka."

by marrowbones December 4, 2009

Hobo Slurpee

n. A Slurpee (preferably Blue Razzberry) made infinitely more drinkable by the addition of whatever liquor is on hand (preferably grain alcohol).

"Man, there is no way I'm getting through the Twilight movie without at least two Hobo Slurpees! Help me find my flask."

by Doctor Carina November 22, 2011

eye slurp

the act of leering at someone in a sexually suggestive way. Typically, the "leerer" is imagining a twisted sexual act with the person he or she is looking at.

While walking down the hallway at work, Francis eye slurped Pat in her new skirt.

by spittingzombie June 15, 2018

Spinchter Slurpee

When whip cream is injected into the anus and a straw is used to removed the dirty whip cream from the recipients anus

Guy: Hey babe can I get a sphincter slurpee for desert tonight
Girl: sure honey, get the whip cream into my anus

Guy: I’ll make sure to get it all out

Spinchter Slurpee

by Clear Spring Squad July 3, 2018

Lil Slurpee

Lil Slurpee is the best rapper alive. He has changed the rap game. The planets aligned when he was born. He dropped out of Harverd just to save the rap game. He it the G.O.A.T. An absolute legend of a rapper.

Wow lil Slurpee is amazing!

by Yuh It’s ya boi February 19, 2019

french slurpie

when you eat out an ass so hard you slurp up some poop

Josh: Bro I was hooking up with this girl last night and I gave her a french slurpie.
Sam: Damn bro thats gnarly.
Josh: Yeah man it was kinda dope.

by yung jorg July 19, 2019