beam splitter

A piece of hair that partially covers a guy's pee hole, causing urine to go in two different directions.

Guy 1: Dude, why is there piss all around the toilet?

Guy 2: Sorry bro, I had a beam splitter and it went everywhere.

Guy 1: I hate when that happens, but its still kind of cool.

by pot top November 3, 2012

dirty splitter

When you shit yourself and you g-string cuts it in half

Girl: You scared me so hard that it gave me a dirty splitter!

by UrbanCougar69 July 10, 2016

Wood Splitter

Any action, phrase, idea or otherwise that turns a man off. As a result, causing him to no longer be hard.

Guy 1: "I hear that Lena only likes to be a submissive."

Guy 2: "Ah.. well, that's a wood splitter."

by The Archendarrrggghhhkener December 10, 2020

Thunder Cross Split Attack

Thunder Cross Split Attack is an attack technique used in Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, it consists in crossing your arms and infusing them with hamon so that you are able to attack in a defensive position.

Jhonny: Hey, Steve, what's up?
Steve: I'm fine, how about you?
Jhonny: Yes, everything is fine... Wait, what is that? *Points at Steve's shirt*
Steve: *Looks down*
Jhonny: *Crosses his arms* YOU FELL FOR IT, FOOL! THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK!
Steve: NANI!?

by Crimson Ice July 2, 2020

Let’s split up gang

Something said by idiots in horror movies

Fred: Let’s split up gang
Everyone: BRUH

by Sub to Red Cultist May 29, 2021

Split Wig

To hit someone in the head and hopefully cause injury.

'He had one helluva split wig'
'You gonna get your wig split'

by Dont-Be-Skurrd June 12, 2004

Splitty

Used to describe ones girlfriend

Hi mate, how's the splitty?

by Brendon January 14, 2003