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Splitter

A temporary fold at the tip/end of a penis usually caused by sitting in a uncomfortable position Ex. Crossed legs or wearing tight pants. Resulting in a split stream while taking a piss. Usually resulting in 2 streams. Rarely 4 streams.
Dude I just got back from taking a piss guess what happend? What? I got a splitter. No way dude how many strams did you get? 4 dude. Damn the most Ive ever had was 3 way 2 go bro.
by Th3oth3ron3 August 12, 2009
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Splitter

The act of Splittering is to litter from one's car. Found to be most hysterical when staying up all night, going to McDonald's, and littering "Splittering" their food. Thus, this act becomes "McSplittering" Also, may be used as a noun.
Negating - "Bitch I ain't split shit!"
Concerned assertation - "Dude, the cops are coming! splitter that chronic out of the window!"
Noun - "Look at all that splitter."
by RickaySpar December 15, 2008
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shit splitters

When she pulled her pants off she revealed these super sexy red lace shit splitters!
by dennob June 27, 2009
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Log Splitter

Inserting your index finger into your rectal cavity while forcing a bowel movement
I gave her the log splitter, now my finger stinks
by dolphy93 November 5, 2014
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dick splitter

n. A female who likes to cut a man's penis straight down the middle with dull scissors and then anally fuck herself with the finished produce.
I had to go to the hospital because that dumb "dick splitter" last night.
by Griffindylorkinhaphen March 9, 2014
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Pants splitter

When someone is standing in front of a large crowd, for example giving a report, and gets a huge boner which either splits through a weak pair of underwear, and goes through a already open zipper, or also breaks through the pants. It can also include repeated unstoppable cumming on the front row of the crowd.
It was so embarrassing when jake got that pants splitter when he was reading his report
by London86 February 10, 2013
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Splitter Scuffers

A group on Facebook about bad cars such as VW polos with terrible mods like loud exhausts, black rims and lowered suspension to make it look good
Jack- look at my cars new rims
Alex- you should post it on splitter scuffers like the other gays
by Mack the ripper June 8, 2014
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