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Split chat

Two people chatting on two different chat clients at the same time, splitting time and conversation. A question on one chat client could be answered on the other chat client and so on...

A typical example of height of craziness and/or fun. Could also be due to inconsistent problems with the connections in either of the chat clients.
Split chat example
Yahoo1: How ye doing?
GTalk2: Good How do you do?
GTalk1: Good. What r u doing this weekend?
Yahoo2: Going out shopping. How abt u?
by prmsheriff June 30, 2011
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spintoxicated

The state of which you are under the influence of alcohol, as well as an illicit substance.
I swear, there's nothing like being spintoxicated.
Don't mix those together! You'll get spintoxicated!
by Whore-able_&_Adorable February 2, 2018
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splimtid

I’ve always said that The Day of the Doctor was a BCWYAF (Be Careful What You Wish For) situation, but SPLIMTID.
by meven stoffat July 22, 2021
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Thunder Cross Split Attack

Thunder Cross Split Attack is an attack technique used in Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, it consists in crossing your arms and infusing them with hamon so that you are able to attack in a defensive position.
Jhonny: Hey, Steve, what's up?
Steve: I'm fine, how about you?
Jhonny: Yes, everything is fine... Wait, what is that? *Points at Steve's shirt*
Steve: *Looks down*
Jhonny: *Crosses his arms* YOU FELL FOR IT, FOOL! THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK!
Steve: NANI!?
by Crimson Ice July 2, 2020
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Split Wig

To hit someone in the head and hopefully cause injury.
'He had one helluva split wig'
'You gonna get your wig split'
by Dont-Be-Skurrd June 12, 2004
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splinter cell

An agent who has the freedom to eliminate any threat he perceives in any manner he sees fit.

Usually such agents are covered by "plausible deniability" - the agent is told what his job is, but not through the normal chain of command, so that the orders are not recorded. This way, if the agent is captured or killed, the government who sent the agent can claim that he was a rogue agent, acting without official orders or permission.
by Macavity January 23, 2004
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