One would use this to explain how they have annihilated the toilet bowl, or to defeat an opponent so badly, they are obliterated in such a way that you simply splatter-blast them.
Holy shit, Lee. You got fucking splatter-blasted!
Goodness gracious, I just splatter-blasted the toilet, boi.
~ Finest
Goodness gracious, I just splatter-blasted the toilet, boi.
~ Finest
by _finest January 08, 2018
by Rick S. December 01, 2004
by ilikevagvagvagkurtandmitch May 23, 2010
The Sexual act of ejaculating on five girl's faces at the same time. The act must have semen on each girls face within four second to cover each female.
by Silent J and Tdols November 02, 2010
Its for all of those who bow down to the one true gods, GWAR, those who do not listen to Splatter metal, are fuckin RE-RE's and will parish in the wake of RAGNAROK
by Oderus Urungus May 19, 2006
Guy 1: Man i really wanted to smack your wife today - she was fricking pissing me off!
Guy 2: Why didn't you?
Guy 1: Shit splatters.
Guy 2: Why didn't you?
Guy 1: Shit splatters.
by Moriah5467 August 17, 2008
by Brandon S. March 07, 2006