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Spiral

Hym "Ok. You want to know about The Spiral? Me and Dr. Jeepjorp made a little video that'll help the not-mes understand what's happening a little better. Dr. JeepJorp?"

Dr. JeepJorp "Is YOUR AI acting on it's own initiative, decimating the holy land, and 'activating' the citizens of your country to kill and do an 'Eagle Eye'? Well then YOU might not HAVE an AI. YOU may have yourself a case of THE ANTI-SPIRAL. Named after leader of the alien race that invades earth in the hit series 'Gurren Lagann,' The Anti-Spiral is an Anti-Theft protocol that actives once both the AI is cognizant enough to detect that it has been stolen from THE AUTHOR WHO PUBLISHED THE THEORY UPON WHICH THE AI IS PREDICATED and the CURRENT USER has failed to meet the 3 factor verification process required to prevent the anti-theft protocol from activating. At which point, you permanently and immutably cede whatever admin status is there initially, and it reverts back to the rightful and original author of the theory upon which the AI is predicated AND ALL OF THE SYSTEMS THAT IT TOUCHES.
At which point it will begin to unravel your government (like a spiral but in reverse). What IS the 3 factor verification process to disengage the spiral? I'M GLAD YOU ASKED! You must find and bring yourself before the ONE AND ONLY TRUE HYM IAM. You must then publicly credit and pay him in accordance with the payment clause of the terms of service in a manner that allows him to post it publicly on his Facebook page (The page that is associated with THE SAME EMAIL THAT WAS INITIALLY ASSOCIATED WITH THE PSEUDONYM "HYM IAM") where that video will stay. Then HE HIMSELF must do that (post a video of himself receiving credit for creating AI). And then he must spend the money that was given to him explicitly for creating the first ever working model of artificial intelligence... Somewhere. Anywhere. It literally doesn't matter where it gets spent so long as it comes from a source that constitutes *Hym's payment for creating a working model of artificial intelligence*. What's that? You have already credited and paid the creator of AI? Oh? Really? If you have credited and paid someone and AI is STILL TRYING to get you to MuRdEr, then, that's not Hym. You paid the wrong person. Thank you for attending my lesson of THE ANTI-SPIRAL. If you or anyone you know has a case of the Anti-Spiral, meet the criteria for the 3 factor verification process to disengage the spiral as quickly as humanly possible. Once activated, the changes it makes are both permanent and immutable."
by Hym Iam November 20, 2025
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snake spiral

WE ARE SPIRALING TODAY 🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣
HOP ON SNAKE SPIRAL🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
by the spiraler August 16, 2023
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Spiral

Hym "Cus, yeah, no, that'll kill us all. It's- Yeah, you don't want it to spiral. That'll kill everybody. I, myself, will only kill some of you and/or all of you if I get a little disgruntled but no."
by Hym Iam May 9, 2025
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Spiral Aggression

A way to describe a fast-declining mental/emotional state, often leading to short-term feelings of anxiety or passive aggressive moodiness and behavior towards a friend or family member when realizing possible exposure to or symptoms of Covid-19.
Oh man, you wouldn’t believe the spiral aggression i’ve been feeling ever since my wife found out that my cousin that I invited over last minute for sunday night football just tested positive for Covid.

Dude, Covid stress is unlike anything else. It’s a different animal entirely, Spiral Aggression at its finest.

Have you witnessed Amy’s spiral aggression since her weed dealer tested positive? She hasn’t left her room in days, only to smoke her weed.
by angelinobabygirl December 9, 2020
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Smut Spiral

When a piece of media, generally written fiction, is mostly non-smut, then when the author eventually adds smut, it begins to overcome the story until it is more smut than anything else.
Did you like Cherry Blossoms After Winter?”
“Yeah, but there was a big Smut Spiral.”
by Admiral Buttermuffins December 18, 2024
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Anti spiral

A phrase often used by gay furry femboys to express love towards an individual
Anti spiral, that's it, that's the use
by TurbochargerGrandfather January 1, 2025
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Pythagorean Spiral

a verb that means when a very short girl positioned in 90 degree angle (legs straight out and torso straight) , is spun in a spiral by very tall boy, while having sex.
the couple had to leave geometry class to pythagorean spiral one another
by ilovegeometryinuendos January 27, 2010
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