Spiders

The vagina of a girl who is too ugly to engage in sexual intercourse with a very drunk man. Refers to the likelihood that her cavernous cooter is inhabited solely by venomous arachnids, and that forces beyond her control will prevent her from ever being penetrated by men and most vibrators.

Guy 1: "I can't believe that ol' Spiders was really into you."
Guy 2: "Yeah, I told her that, even if she weren't uglier than shit on toast, my responsibilities to the Klingon Chess Club would prevent me from ever penetrating her."
Guy1: "Hahaha, pwn'd!"

by nowayhomie April 13, 2006

Spiders

The fucking creature everyone despises if you like spiders YOU’RE NOT HUMAN SORRY HUNNY. They might hypnotize you with those beady little eyes but listen, THEY BELONG IN HELL.

Spiders are TERRIFYING.

by Kermitz_Waifu October 26, 2019

phobia of spiders

when you are very scared of spiders

man: i am scared of spiders!

woman: you must have a phobia of spiders.

by shortysmallsmckranky April 9, 2017

Arse Spiders

arse hairs that clump together - when pulled out - look like little spiders.

as she bent over i could see a nice collection of arse spiders in her crack

by rhinodiver November 30, 2004

spiders

The tiny chest hair sarounding one's niples.

Are you triming your spiders again?

by Yan k June 20, 2007

spiders

itching in the pubic hair region.

i've got an attack of spiders here, fetch my scratching stick

by freshco May 1, 2005

Crotch Spiders

Often found in McDonalds hamburgers.

Jerome: Shit, dude! I just found a set of crotch spiders in my burger!
Alan: That's nasty shit, man.
Pumba: Mhm.

by Jemima Hootensnancle January 5, 2009