Sperm Killers 

Very tight, compressing pants that deplete your seamen count.

"Dude, that guy had some major sperm killers on at H&M"

Sperm Killers by iceteaIceedout September 7, 2014

sperm dragon 

A women who is giving oral sex and works up a sneeze at the same time the male is cumming causing her to blow jizz out her nose

Jessica is now a sperm dragon , she was out with brad and he told me she had cum coming out her nose and almost bit his balls off

sperm dragon by envyit September 5, 2018

sperm abductor 

One who steals semen from sperm banks because he/she is a cum guzzling bitch.

Some sick sperm abductors ransacked the local spermatorium.

sperm abductor by RM June 25, 2003

Sperm Perm 

The act of ejaculating in a woman's head of hair, causing a real mess.

Ronald gave Gretchen a sperm perm on accident. Her fault though, she should have caught it with her mouth.

Sperm Perm by Stevie Y September 5, 2005

sperm cough 

Coughing slightly because of semen residue in the throat after swallowing semen.

"Last night I sucked off a couple of guys at the Man Hole bar, and today I have sperm cough."

sperm cough by burghprof December 20, 2008

Sperm Dumpster

A loose or slutty female whom has fucked a handful of your buddies, and quite possibly you as well. Said female is generally known by your friends as tramp.

"Ya, you're right, man. She is a total Sperm Dumpster. I can't believe she cheated on you with 2 guys!"

Sperm Dumpster by Z the man W January 1, 2009

Sperm Sword 

AKA: The Meat Stick, The Self Pumping Hand Cannon, The Thrust Buster, The Squirting Nipple Dart,

Her smelly cat attacked me so I stabbed it with my Sperm Sword...

Sperm Sword by cannon July 7, 2004