Spanking the Camel

The act of slapping a pack of cigarettes against your palm to tamp the tobacco down into the cigarettes. By tamping the tobacco down in this way the tobacco is packed more tightly for a longer and smoother smoke.

Jack had just bought a pack and was spanking the camel, when Jill came up and bummed a smoke off him.

by bobthecopywriter February 5, 2010

Sparkling Water

Describes a person who looks confident and knowledgable about something but he/she is not actually that great. So we say they are sparkling, but they are weak as liquid (water).

Isaac: OMG, Kimmy looks like he is so good at data science.

Bob: He is sparkling water.

by Jacktor April 20, 2019

spanking it

1. see masterbation
2. (saying)When a man attempts to excite his penis via vigorously rubbing against something rubbing his penis physically or rubbing/hitting the genitals in an attempt at arrousal or for the purpose of masterbation
3. Often an act done during sex in which the man slaps the ass of his partner often for those hardcore sexos or those who have a fetish(fantasy/turn on) for pain 'n pleasure

Oh ya johnnies sure spanking it now (often done when a man's arrousal is exicited to such a level he can no longer contain the desire to not

by MK March 20, 2005

spawning seahorse

The seahorse is performed when a sexual act takes place snorkeling in a body of water ( pool, ocean, lake, sinks-for little people). Once ejaculation is about to be reached the penis is removed from the orifice of sexual choice the female is pushed below the water surface and the ejaculate is released down her snorkel.

This can also serve as a good source of protein for the female if stranded at sea.

On a cruise in the mediterranean I met a real freak just south of Sicily. We spent the day snorkeling, the passion was hot and she suggested that I provide her with a mouthful of my manhood. Lets just say that I'm glad the snorkel was extralarge. As she guzzled down my lost offspring I embraced the moment and that was when the spawning seahorse was born.

by theorighotcarl August 3, 2010

Spainting

Spanking a male midget in a thong with a wet towel.

I was bored one day, in a room full of midget strippers and decided to go on a spainting rampage!

by ZnivekZannaira May 9, 2011

Spanking Balls

When a man has done something bad and a girl puts him over her lap and spanks his balls with her hand or hair brush.

I will continue spanking balls if you keep crying.

by 938484747475757 February 20, 2017

Spanking

Spanking has 2 definitions

Spanking can sometimes to be when a child is either bare or clothed and flipped over a knee to be hit on the bum

Or it can be when people have sex and the male or female gets hit with the paddle or belt.

<Jack gives Elizabeth a spanking>
<Def 1:Elizabeth cries like a baby>
<Def 2:Elizabeth moans with pleasure€

by Uglybitchxoxo October 10, 2020