spastic ranger

someone who is a gaynor or eco. not right in the head.

you just broke my mums china vase you spastic ranger

by Olivia and rosie May 23, 2005

spastic

chronically online nonce named szymon

''Man, Szymon is the definition of spastic.''

by big papa 42069 February 9, 2023

Spastic's Handshake

Named for the fact that mongs often don't know their own strength

"I fingered Sonya behind the bins at the YMCA last night, her fanny was as tight as a spastic's handshake"

by HomesickFoetus September 14, 2020

Spastic

Used to call someone clever

You are a spastic man!

Thanks so much xx

by Paddy Mcpaddy July 11, 2023

spastic

Spastic means someone who is very crazy. Basically they are quite stupid and do stuff that they know is wrong but they dont give a shit.

(Name) is the most spastic person I have ever met.

by DaffyDuckIsStupidButMyFav💞 May 19, 2021

Spastic

A spastic is a dumb person like a doofus.

You are a Spastic Timmy.

by Buddy5000 March 24, 2025

Spastic

Seren Kalter

That girls such a seren Kalter!
Why’s that?
Shes spastic!

by Nigel Mount May 28, 2019