spanner monkey

A largely useless individual whose only career prospects are to work in maintainence departments painting walls and replacing light-bulbs. May have questionable habits such as an excess love of porn, language that would make a soldier blush and a equally useless son.

"Why can't one of those spanner monkeys come up here to fix the lights?"

by Mr Ben February 8, 2005

slanger

Someone who's job it is to sell merchandise, food or a service.

Yeah, I'm slanger at Taco Bell. I be slanging tacos all day!

by TacoZombie August 27, 2015

skanger

An Irish slang word to describe a specific group of people. Scarily, the connotations associated with describing someone as a skanger are almost identical to those associated with describing someone as a charva in Britain, despite the fact that these words refer to completely different groups of people in different countries.

In Ireland, they're called skangers, in Britain, charvas.

by Underscore October 16, 2003

brand spankers

Meaning brand new. Aussie slang. Aussies use the term "brand spanking new" to describe something that is fresh out the box.

"Damn peeps have you heard my new stereo?" "Yeah man it sounds brand spankers!"

by $mokin J.O.E October 12, 2007

Dope slanger

Drug dealer. Dope = drugs, slanger = dealer.

Homie: "Raise up outta here, dope slanger!"

Dope Slanger: "I'll be back bitch-ass punk! You cant stop my serve, mark!"

by Dope Slanger December 8, 2005

Big Dick Swanger

An individual who is adept at success. Someone who is not afraid of "going big or going home". This person will bet high and always raise the stakes regardless of the outcome or fear of losing. Not necessarily only in gambling, but throughout life in general.

Nine people are playing Texas Hold 'Em. After each player receives their two cards and before the flop a man bets $500k with complete disregard to the odds of winning. The announcer would then state over the loud speaker: BIG DICK SWANGER!!

Mike went to the store and bought a 3 liter of soda last week. He paid with a $1000 dollar bill from 1968, no longer in circulation, just to prove a point. Mike is a BIG DICK SWANGER!!

by blu_shark October 6, 2009

swangers

30 spoke rims made for the 1983 and 1984 cadillac eldarado by the Cragar Wheel company. The 83's (3's) are made for the rear wheel drive eldarado. In 1984 Cadillac switched to a Front Wheel drive layout for the eldarado so the offset changed, making 84's (4's) poke out more. 3's and 4's are often seen on slabs (older american "big body" cars) in combination with Whitewall tires or Vougue Tyres (mustard mayo tires)
See also: 30's , Thangs, Swangs, or elbows.

On the boulevard got my swangers on hard. Comin down the boulevard swangin on 'em hard.

by Dr. Cell Tha Mastah Killah PHd July 30, 2008