Sour-Semi

An alcoholic beverage consisting of Gatorade, Captain Morgan, and lemon juice. It was created by David H. and was given its name because of its sour taste, and hits you like a semi.
Instructions:
-Fill 1/3 of your glass with Captain Morgan.
-Fill the rest with Gatorade.
-Add a large squirt of lemon concentrate or half of a lemon.
-Stir
They best Gatorade flavors to use are: 1.Orange 2.Lemon 3.Fruit Punch

"Holy shit! How did I wake up on this roof? Oh wait, we drank sour-semi's last night...good times."

by The captain k December 31, 2012

Sour Dutchman

When your face runs into someone's booty. This is also true if someone elses face runs into your booty.

Usually by accident.

I leaned over to tie my shoe and I Sour Dutchmaned that kid. Oops.

by Sunless Pants June 15, 2018

Sour Queef

1. A sour smelling vagina fart. Usually occurs during or after sex, and/or to a person with vaginal odor.

2. Used to negatively describe something, I.E a bad date, a failing grade, etc.

1. "During sex, she had a sour queef" "Damn! That's disgusting bro"
2. "I failed physics this semester." "Damn bro, what a sour queef."

by MarissaAngie July 18, 2014

Sour Skittles

A very good and addictive candy.
Normal Skittles coated with a very sour white sugary powder (citric acid?).

The powder is painful if you have a cut in your mouth, and if you eat many it seems to sort of irritate the skin.

I ate some Sour Skittles.

by madept June 28, 2004

Sour grapes

Something you say when someone pretends not to be jealous.

A boy fancied a girl,but another boy took her.He pretended not to care,but his friends said 'sour grapes'.

by SomeoneNew June 9, 2011

sour cream

the tangy residue that remains after finger penetration or oral titilation. warning: do not comsume more tan two to three ounces per serving.

after I clit ripped her with the crippler, I tasted her sour cream dip and licked my fingers clean.

by zimdaddy August 16, 2003

sour diesel

A genetic strain of Marijuana, bred (or popularised by) a great man named Soma. Its identifying traits are bright, light green buds, highly resinous and somewhat dense buds, absolutely drenched with trichomes (crystals), and the most pungent smell ever. Tastes like candy too. I just wish it wasn't so expensive. Cant wait for the next Uberstrain!

After two bong loads of the diesel, I ate the whole fucking thing."

by Sped Unit May 28, 2005