Scroctor

The profession of a person who has seen ever single episode of the television series "Scrubs. Some believe this classifies as them as doctors, when actually they are just "scroctors".

Man Who Faints: (Faints)
Waiter: Is anybody a doctor?!
Mega Scrubs Fan: No, but i'm a Scroctor!

by Kiss_Fan April 7, 2010

Scrobble Milking

The act of connecting and disconnecting your iPod or iPhone in order to retain the songs that you have been listening to, so they will "scrobble" to your lastfm profile.

Man, if this software wasn't so shitty I wouldn't have to waste so much time Scrobble Milking.

by Miss Bea Potter April 29, 2011

Scroat breath

This is what you get when you choose balls over beer.
n. Scottish colloquial

Fuck's sake Stevie, your scroat breath's terrible today. Boyfriend had you up all night, ya big fudgie?!

by Alligatorfuckhouse January 16, 2006

scroatjinx

To have a scrotum that is jinxed to endure the pain of children jumping on it in the early morning hours.

At the office: "My son sacks me every morning," complained George.

Bob interrupts saying, "You must have a scroatjinx!"

by Nickpapageorgio January 28, 2008

scroch

A big harry, sweaty, smelly sasquach scrodum

"Dude! you smell like a scroch

by druids flame January 2, 2004

scroat

Shortened version of scrotum

That bitch deepthroated my dick and scroat at the same time!!!!!

by Attucks May 11, 2004

scrobing

When an animal such as a cat or dog licks it's genitalia.

Jonny, "Gus stop scrobing Digory."

by birdybirdbird June 10, 2009