snuzzleupagus

A super sexy, cuddly person who likes to snuggle.

After Jen left for California she really missed her boyfriend Matt, but she was comforted by the fact that he would always be her snuzzleupagus

by Taps Malone August 21, 2006

Sneezewad

A person who is very stupid, mean, and/or aggressive.

"Axl Rose is a total sneezewad!"

by Fingertoes! July 31, 2009

sneeze shart

A sneeze that triggers off a shart. leaving you with a snotty nose and soiled underwear!

Bill....."I will have to change my underwear , i sneezed and the pressure triggered off a shart!"
Ted....."oh, you mean you've sneeze sharted..... you dirty bastard"

by steinbitur October 20, 2010

snuzzle

A combined snuggle and nuzzle

She hugged him tightly and snuzzled adoringly

by RB November 24, 2003

sophia's sneeze

Any girl named sophia, sophi, or sophie generally has a unique sneeze. It could be unique because of timing, pitch, or sound. The girl does not necessarily have to have the name "sophia", although any uniquely timed, unique sounding, or unique pitched female sneeze is still called a "sophia's sneeze".

Charlie: Let us have a moment of silence for our beloved friend and coworker, Steve Jobs.
Everyone: *silent*
Alice: *sneeze*
Charlie: Wow, well that's sophia's sneeze for you.

or

Sophia: ACHAGAZUNHEIIIIGGHHT!!
Kyle: Figures. Your name is sophia, so obviously you'd have the signature "sophia's sneeze".

or

Sophi: *sounding like a mouse* Achoo.
Frank: To be frank, you do have a sophia's sneeze

by JoJojo July 5, 2012

chocolate sneeze

a runny, watery shit, that explodes like a sneeze the minute sit on the toilet

That Thia food last night gave me a chocolate sneeze I would not soon forget.

by Anyone N. General September 14, 2006

Spokane Sneezer

The act of performing anal sex on a woman and throwing pepper in her face, causing her to sneeze and involuntarily contract her anus around your penis.

When Bob gave Cindy a Spokane Sneezer, she puckered so tight, it blew a blood vessel on his junk.

by TurdNinja August 31, 2011