Kermit the Frog Wart Snort

When a male is giving a female with genital warts oral pleasure, and he inhales very deeply.

Last night me and heather were together and I gave her a Kermit the Frog Wart Snort. She loved it.

by ZZZ4693ZZZ October 30, 2007

farmer snort

plugging one side of the nose while blowing really hard out the other in order to clear the nasal passages. AKA snot rocket.

person 1: Do you have a tissue?
person 2: No, sorry. Looks like you're just going to have to do the farmer snort.
person 1: damn, i hate bowing snot rockets, i always get boogers on my hand!

by aleckss May 15, 2005

Throat-snort

When you make a snorting noise, but try to cover it up by saying it was your throat

"...a ginger!"
*laff*snort*laff*
"HAHAHAHAHA YOU JUST SNORTED!"
"No I didn't, it was my throat!"
"OK then, you throat-snorted!"

by Mark, Ell and Cranky October 10, 2006

teehee giggle snort

a awesome word used by Peter Michael Sally and Pamela Madden Smith. It has been copywrighted so dont try to use it. It is the sister word to uber dork. :

Joe: I totally saw matthew with a man!
Nick: Omg teehee giggle snort.

Omg, violet that sweater is soo teehee giggle snort!

by twiglett is on crack January 30, 2008

farmer snort

See also, snot rocket
Holding one nostril closed, and exhaling through the open one. Good way to avoid taking tissue into the mountain, where guide or counselers may make you "pack it out."

Farmer Snorting is efficient and fun.

by Logan May 15, 2005

backward mung snort

The act of swallowing excess from a mung milking incident. This is done by tilting the head back and snorting inward via the nose in combination with sucking in via an the lower lip - thus effectively cleaning the mung milk from the entire area between nose and upper lip.

Man, did you see that snot - snorter? That crumb did a backward mung snort and got rid of his whole ghetto baby mustache in one shot!

by moydog October 21, 2008

Minnesota snort and blow

1. When a mail unsuspectingly blows his load in the womans mouth, whilst she grabs his head and blows the fresh load in the mails nose thus halking it up and spiting it back in the girls mouth in a fit of rage.

"YHA!!!! How how did you like that minnesota snort and blow bitch!!

by Kock mc Hammertion!! August 21, 2010