shoveling snow in a blizzard

Doing something that is useless

Dude turned in his homework on time but has a 20% in the class, he’s shoveling snow in a blizzard

by Languist January 9, 2024

shivering

when you get so cold that your dick goes all the way up into your stomach

i was so warm when i turned the fan on i instantly started shivering

by buttnakedman in jacccuzi February 23, 2024

Snerveling

Defines a combination of two qualities; sniveling, and blind servitude.

Dear great pumpkin: thank you for intimidating and berating me into snerveling your majestic heinousness.

by Orangebeard June 17, 2024

Snizzling

Snizzling is the act of putting vinegar and baking soda into a large bottle, the baking soda must not be in immediate contact with the vinegar or else it will explode too early. You will then insert your soft cock into the bottle and get hard, getting hard will result in your cock to get stuck. When your cock is in real tight you will violently shake the bottle causing the vinegar and baking soda to make contact. Because of the buildup of pressure the bottle will shoot off your cock like a rocket.

Jeremy lost a bet so he had to do snizzling.

by The ultimate businessman October 13, 2024

Sneeling

Being annoying in a conversation that is exaggerated or unrelated

Kate: "How dare you steal my sandhwich-"

Mark: "that's so unrelated dude. I did that 3 years ago.."

Ellie: "Yeah, stop sneeling Kate....!"

by Minniecam December 15, 2024

Shoveling News

A bad faith news hit-piece, usually about something trivial, such as snow shoveling posture or the color of a suit.

Stems from the New York posts hit-piece on Mayor Zohran Mamdani’s shoveling posture during a severe snowstorm.

“politician wore a tan suit once! What a traitor!”
“ what a bunch of shoveling news.”

by JKwanDo January 28, 2026

dirt shoveling

Work which achieves no useful purpose but is mandated as some kind of political requirement in order to achieve some actual objective.

It'd be a 5 minute job if it weren't for all the dirt shoveling.

by _cjd September 5, 2017