Shinglet

A form of poo, that is usually intertwined with the fairly long pubic hair of the anus. The "Shinglet" is a small clump of poo, similar to the size of a pea. The plural version of this word would be "Shinglets"
The word can be used in positive or negative contexts.

Don't hit me, you shinglet!
Oh for shinglet sake!
Oh my shinglets!
Ted you shinglet!

by Shinglet Founder May 5, 2022

Dick Shingle

One who is a total asshole, or acts assholeish. It is also used for when you wish to make an insult towards someone, yet wish to have some humor in a word.

I know, he's a total Dick Shingle.

by Snorn July 6, 2010

Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.

"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."

by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016

shingledecker

Someone who insessantly talks about nothing.

Ross, you are such a shingledecker.

by nc sailing July 30, 2006

singalongabillity

The innate nature of a song or group of songs that enables itself to be easily sung along with.

Operation Ivy's reptoire of songs possesses a singalonabillity that is unrivaled in contemporary punk rock.

by root_raven and friends (billy idol) September 13, 2003

Sing-A-Long Dump

When you can add words to the melody of when your poo splashes in the water of the toilet.

Whoa... I just took a sing-a-long dump to yoko ono's new song

by J P October 15, 2005

shingulschpotztaken

Shingulschpotztaken is an utterance used when one has carried a heavy bundle of shingles up a ladder only to find that there is still an unused bundle where he intended to put this new one.
Shingulschpotztaken is derived from the words "Shingle spot's taken!", spoken with a cheesey German accent for comedy effect.

"Ahhhh! SHINGULSCHPOTZTAKEN! Move zee bundle!!"

by Zeto, the DUNE fanatic December 23, 2005