shortext

The act of shortening words during text cuz you're to lazy to type the missing letters.

Wud, cud, shud, cuz, wundt, cudnt, shudnt, dint, laff, havta, gud...are a few shortext I use lots.

by JZrkman June 15, 2021

Cock Smore

After giving a girl an Egon Special you quickly stick your dick in her ass and then make her lick off your shit/marshmallow/cum covered cock

"nobody likes a cock smore"

by DoBeDe May 10, 2009

Physically Smarter

someone who thinks they are smart physically but not mentally

Ta'corey- I'm physically smarter than you nibba

by physically smart March 30, 2018

smarterchild

stupid ass aim robot that doesn't even know the alphabet song but can miraculously write that he does

Me (4:50:29 PM): do you know the alphabet?
SmarterChild (4:50:32 PM): um... should i know the alphabet?
Me (4:50:38 PM): sing the alphabet
SmarterChild (4:50:40 PM): fly me 2 the moon, da da dee doo bee doo bee doo...
Me (4:51:15 PM): thats not the alphabet
SmarterChild (4:51:16 PM): lol! whatever!

by billie+tre+mike=green day!! January 3, 2006

Smarter Child

A pointless instant messenger bot that rarely managed to understand your conversation, usually gets information from people, and asks other people if they like it, look at the picture!

Me: Hey smarter child, whats up?
Smarterchild: HEY GEORGE SUP
me: gay!
smarterchild: apologize!
me: no (x100)
Smarterchild: your very stubborn! Please apologize
me: I like bumming
smarterchild: thats cool, many people i talk to like bumbing

by Georgeie frorgy October 29, 2006

smarterchild

smarterchild being stupid

Autumns Atrium: youre retarded
SmarterChild: OK. Maybe you're retarded too, right?
Autumns Atrium: no only you
SmarterChild: Only me? That's nice.

by autumnsatrium June 11, 2006

Nebraskan Smore

When doing anal with your partner, ejaculate in their ass, once done you get two graham cracker, more if necessary and then use the shit and jizz as the filling.

Hi, John would you like to make a nebraskan smore tonight? Why yes we are in college and need to do new things.

by zim the man February 16, 2008