shudnt

shortened version of 'should not'. used in IM

u shudnt hav dun that...

by ellemental February 9, 2008

shuntaro

Shuntaros are mythical creatures usually found in mystical rooms known as “E.S.L” . These creatures love conversations and also enjoy flying to the moon for 3 cheese. It’s recomended that when you make Shuntaro sad,to immediately evacuate the area,as Shuntaros always have onions in their pockets to instantly start causing guilt.

“A wild Shuntaro has appeared!” -Luke Y

by Punny boi March 27, 2018

shit shunter

A veiny train that pushes the brown express back into the tunnel.

-"Lord Archer, would you kindly turn round so I can clean your drains?"
-"Ok governor, but hurry it up you shit shunter, I have to write two novels by tea time."

by Bob Sometimes September 6, 2004

munter-shunter

A man who generally engages in sexual intercourse with really ugly women. They are usually only a step up from prison bitches.

Jesus, that Dave's a proper munter-shunter. She looks like a two day old kebab, and smells like it too.

by El burro loco naranja. December 27, 2003

cunt shunt

The female equivalent of the popular term cock block.
1. (n) Any person who interferes with a woman attempting to initiate intercourse, have sex, or get laid.

2. (v) An action that prevents a woman from so scoring.

1. Kimberly was about to seal the deal when her cunt shunt of a roommate reminded her about her appointment at Planned Parenthood.

2. Alex totally cunt shunted Andi when he burst in on her and her date about to get it on.

by IAmTheOne December 9, 2008

couple of shunts

Term given for intercourse that doesn't last that long.

"You take that gunter home last night?"

"Aye, a couple of shunts and she was satisfied."

by princeinpieces November 24, 2009

cocoa shunter

Derogative term used for homosexual man. Cocoa refers to faeces (shit)

by Revolutionary July 5, 2003