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softball mom

A condition that makes you think your child is better than every other girl on the field. It's so severe it will actually make you crap talk a small child just to make you feel better about your kid.
That lady is talking trash about that 5 year old! Don't worry she's just a softball mom!
by imsooveryoverit October 26, 2014
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Smitbag

1. A person who is said to have a tiny scrotum (hence the 'bag') Used both as fact and as an insult.

2. It can also refer to the scrotum itself.
'Apparently he's a smitbag', 'You're such a smitbag'

'Just cos you have a smitbag'
by JMJackson February 4, 2010
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softball bat

A bat used to hit big yellow balls
A softball bat is used to hit nice hard yellow balls
by Bitchboy123 June 9, 2017
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Smft

I wanna smft
by Ifucklikearabbit March 7, 2019
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SMFB

Shane Motha Fuckin Brown

- A singer songwriter from the Pacific Northwest of the USA (Shane Brown)
"Shane Motha Fuckin Brown" can often be heard in screams from the audience during one of his shows.
"Did you guys catch that last SMFB set last night, it was off the hook!"
"SMFB rocked my panties off with the bass from his sexy black baritone guitar."
by Russtang1982 July 5, 2019
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Softball slap

Doing an underhand motion whilst slapping someone with great force
He used the softball slap and almost broke his neck!
by WordMan438 August 13, 2020
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softboy

he's just like kenma! such a softboy
by mallowMoo October 21, 2020
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