Vagina Smother

When a chick uses her ginormous Beef Curtains and smothers you, with her vagina, so that you are unable to breathe. It is very uncomfortable and may lead to death.

Dude 1-Did you hear what happened to Dave over the weekend??
Dude 2-No, what happened??
Dude 1-Some chick vagina smothered him while he was eatin' her out. He couldn't breathe and now he hates vaginas.
Dude 2-That's harsh man.

by b4sucks September 9, 2009

Smatter ye

Cross word between smack and batter

Stop it now or I'll smatter ye

by Catherine the bae October 29, 2017

Celebrity Smasher

A female who is surrounded by the industry and who is known to date Celebrities, Actor, Models, and Famous Musicians.

"dang i dont know why you bragging about being a celebrity smasher."

by Atlzone3 November 2, 2009

snapper smashers

The act of two females smashing their vaginas (Snappers) together for sexual pleasure.

Them too ladies are Snapper Smashers.

I have always wanted to take home a couple of Snapper Smashers

by Bigboy-33 September 3, 2013

stealth smasher

A man who smashes the crab of his girlfriend within close proximity of family or friends without anyone realising

Russell smashed the crab out of his mrs last night,the walls were that thin that surely somebody would have heard him

It’s a good job he’s a stealth smasher!!

by Boil the prawn yeeeeessss May 11, 2018

The ol' slather and batter

The act of slathering tomato sauce on your balls.

Jake: "I'm bored..."
James: "Well I do have a jar of tomato sauce. We could always do the ol' slather and batter challenge."

by DBXL November 6, 2020

Smithering

To suck up to your boss when he looks like Monty Burns.

Pretty much what Hodgie does, usually with a wrinkly old dick hitting the back of his throat.

What has Hodgie been doing in Monty's office all morning?
Oh he's probably been Smithering again.

by the gypo May 23, 2018