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Thirsty Cum Sluts 

Common athletic socks that are used as spank rags. The Thristy Cum Sluts are ladies of the night that provide pleasure after drunk dials and booty calls have failed. These sluts must be aware of Sock Pirates (aka white slaving jiz bombers) and avoid them at all cost.

The newly purchased package of Thirsty Cum Sluts were lined up waiting to provide pleasure to their master's every needs.
Thirsty Cum Sluts by Mr. Scrickets December 13, 2008
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backdoor sluts 9 

A porno featured on South Park

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deployment sluts 

girls who think it's "trendy" to date military men, and thus act like complete freaking whores when troops' tours are over, even if these men show no interest.
Oh, you just got back from Iraq? Let's fuck. Oh, you don't want to? Then I'll try and rape you! giggle
Beautiful and intelligent women who pride themselves on "serving" the BSC Community!
"Damn, those PC Sluts really know how to do it right!"
PC Sluts by Ms.Pres February 1, 2004

sacred sluts 

being a slut who attends a catholic school, especially if the school is Scared Heart
DAMN! those sacred sluts are FINE!
sacred sluts by Dan February 27, 2005

Sherwood sluts 

Any clayton county meth slut that resides or revolves in and out of appearing and whoring out/consuming drugs/ at the sherwood hotel off Tara Blvd in jonesboro.usually a selection of dirty butts, breezy hawkins,Catherines,or any other hoe on the needle and that fuckery associated with meth
Them sherwood sluts is out on the prowl tonight.
Sherwood sluts by PointinEmOUT111 February 27, 2021

Pumpkin Sluts

1) White Women who wait all year for September to roll around so they can dress up like Hans Solo dragging their ADHD ridden kids named Kyle and Madison to Apple Orchids and Pumpkin Farms taking 500 photos for instagram while having to be seen drinking some kind of PUMPKIN FLAVORED hot beverage in the process

2) Women who post about Halloween and how much they cant wait for it to be HALLOWEEN IN JULY.....

3)Women who have an unhealthy attachment to eating and drinking all things PUMPKIN SPICE FLAVORED

4) MILFS who like to hit on younger farm hands at the Pumpkin Patch
DUDE......tommy is in the barn right now banging one of those PUMPKIN SLUTS from Long Island.....
Pumpkin Sluts by BigLarry718 August 13, 2022