JC Slump

The JC Slump is when two people do not talk to each other for a long period of time, with in some cases the exception of texting.

Bro, my girl won't talk to me. I'm in a Jc slump.

by Meee217 January 25, 2017

Pump and slump

Wanking yourself to sleep leaving your load all over your stomach

Oh last night I was so tired, I had a pump and slump

by Pumper2000 September 22, 2023

Slump buster

When a person goes through a long period of not dating and the "Slump Buster" is the one who breaks the "slump".

Guy 1: That woman over there looks lonely.
Guy 2: Well, not anymore because I'm the slump buster!

by One off handle January 27, 2022

Slumped nia

Chilled as fuck and a bitch

I’m a bitch when I’m slumped nia

by 628162ff June 21, 2018

Slump dumpster

When you bust your slump by getting with a girl who is a cum dumpster

That girl was a total slump dumpster. I had to take two showers afterwards but man did I miss having sex.

by Ruckus47408 July 13, 2015

slump goggles

Refers to the clouded judgment of a man/woman in a slump, who, in their desire to break the slump, aim for something they're not going to get, when they really should just get themselves a slump buster.

Paul Rudd's character in '40 Year Old Virgin' was wearing slump goggles for most of the movie, especially in regards to his ex-girlfriend.

Joe: I think I really love Jen. Maybe she'll finally take me back.

Bill: Don't waste your time, because you're not going to get any. Take your slump goggles off and get yourself a fattie. It'll be good for you.

by homecomer October 18, 2009

tuesday slump

You mange to make it through the first day of a new work week on Monday, and by Tuesday you realize you already used up all your tolerance for working for the man, and the weekend oasis is still far away.

After a Monday of kickin ass and taking names at the salt mine, Brad hit a Tuesday Slump, as he sat in his cubicle with not enough BS left in the tank to even make it to Hump Day, let alone the weekend.

by Larry the Lamb October 2, 2013