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Postmodernist Scumbag

Hey dude, is there anyone alive who isn't some postmodernist scumbag?
by Novacane347 June 17, 2012
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slutbag

this is a chick that has been with a lot of dudes. if you get with this slut, you better be damn sure to bag your johnson.
I think that 'slutbag' gave me the herp.
by rappatap November 26, 2007
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scumbag

a Scumbag is a boyfriend that goes and fucks someone while you're spending the day with your family on your birthday
Can you believe Chuck is such a scumbag?
by Franz B May 17, 2011
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Scumbag

Bill Clinton. Hillary Clinton. DNC. John Podesta. Backstabbing republicans. Barack Obama.
Those scumbags are rigging the election.
by Inteligram October 27, 2016
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Scumbag

Someone who has surpassed the levels of Jerk, Asshole, Douche-bag and Motherfucker.
Wears baseball caps sideways, spouts meaningless bullshit at everyone, claims he has 'swag', and sleeps with nearly everybody's girlfriend.
Usually has greatly reduced intelligence, and is almost always a hypocrite.
The best ways to deal with a scumbag are:
A: Beat the shit out of him.
B: Make fun of him until he cries, or loses his temper.
C: Say something highly intelligent, forcing him to say something incredibly stupid.
Scumbag: Lol, I fucked your girlfriend last night, you have no sweg, lol.

Guy 1: Did you see that scumbag over there? That dick-wad is wearing his hat sideways!
Guy 2: Yep, definitely a scumbag. Better keep your girlfriend away from him.

Scumbag: Lol, ur gay, no swag, I has #Sweg, fag.
Guy: Hey, leave them alone!
Scumbag: Whatcha gonna do about it?
Guy: *says nothing*
Scumbag: Damn straight.
Guy: Really? I couldn't tell you were.
*everybody laughs*
by Theminemodder April 15, 2014
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Scumbagin' it

When a person wakes up, without showering, puts on sweatpants and a sweatshirt and continues on throughout the day. Usually done after a late night out.
person 1: "Man, you look like shit"

Person 2: "Yeah, I'm still hungover so I'm scumbagin' it"
by hammyforprez2011 April 21, 2011
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scumbag shuffler

A public bicycle, also known as bike-share. Often seen littering the streets of major metropolitan cities, these are usually stolen and dumped wherever convenient for the scumbag. Scumbag shufflers allow scumbags to travel greater distances than previously possible to commit crimes, a true blessing for the community.
My home was burglarized while I was on vacation, and I found a scumbag shuffler laying in the backyard.
by Bubba Douglas February 26, 2018
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