When you walk into someone on the sidewalk or in the hallway and when you try to get past, they go in the same direction as you. Named because it looks as if the two people are dancing together.
I'm sorry I'm late, but I was caught slow-dancing with some loser in the hallway.
Nothing is more annoying than having to slow-dance with some random guy when you're in a hurry.
Nothing is more annoying than having to slow-dance with some random guy when you're in a hurry.
by O Remus January 27, 2011
When you jerk off before, during, and after a shower; along with jerking off during the shower when you go back to clean off the cum from the after-shower jerk.
by Dog Ross March 21, 2023
When your staff is working too slowly and you fill a tube sock with shit and slap them across the face with it.
Pierre was taking his sweet ass time wrapping up his documentation so David hit him with a Slow Karl.
by bossy boss October 23, 2006
Derived from a song by the Pointer Sisters and Conway Twitty.. meaning To be patient with and give sexual pleasure.. Mostly referring to men
In essence the opposite of "Wham bam thank you ma'am"
In essence the opposite of "Wham bam thank you ma'am"
by Chanel B. August 03, 2008
Butters: "At first I was supposed to give her the hot cosby, so our species could coexist. But I fell for that Canadian woman and decided to go with a slow cosby instead."
by FartWaffles September 24, 2015
When one defecates into a frying pan (or any other stove top accessory) and turns the stove on low overnight whilst the unsuspecting slumbering owners/residents are asleep unknowing of the demise of their kitchen. The smell lasts a few days depending on the duration of the "simmer"
Ryan decided that an "upper decker" was too juvenile, so he decided to pull a "slow simmer" to his good friend Dave.
by Rommie May 30, 2008