Slobber Swear

The Slobber Swear is the only way to determine the truth out of your loved one. A Slobber Swear is more promising than any "Swear to God", "Straight Up", "Right Hand Up", "Swear on Graves" or even the overrated "Pinky Promise". A Slobber Swear is an act that only a couple can perform. A Slobber Swear is performed when one does not believe the other and they will touch tounges (and maybe some slobber) to ensure 100% trust in eachother!

Guy- "Babe I promise I didn't know!!"
Girl- "How can I trust you?"
Guy- "I Swear to God!"
Girl- "Don't believe you!"
Guy- "I Pinky Promise"
Girl- "Liar!"
Guy- "I Slobber Swear!!" (Reaches out toungue)
Girl- (Connects with her toungue) "Aww! I should've trusted you"

by GR3CH June 10, 2011

slabbed

To replace an individual within a particular position or standing who was not performing well, usually in sports.

He was the starting quarterback, then he got slabbed.

I used to go to Church's, but I slabbed them for KFC.

by J.Hayes September 28, 2005

slabbed

what's happened to a house that was knocked off its foundation by a hurricane.

Our house was slabbed by Katrina.

by Una Malachica January 11, 2009

Slobbery Tongue

Language spoken by those who are fluent in cunnilingus.

Guy: Hey baby, you wanna go back to my place?

Babe: I don't know...do you speak slobbery tongue?

by The Code Yoda January 18, 2009

slobber donkey

A girl who will literally blow any guy that talks to her.

Don't go near that girl bro, she's such a slobber donkey, I heard she blew the whole football team in under a week.

by Urban Nugget August 15, 2016

Slabbed

To be high as fuck

“yo open your eyes you lookin slabbed asf”

by macncheesetitties August 18, 2018

Slobberknocker

A knockdown, drag out, fist flinging brawl between two men who are known to despise each other's guts

Famously coined by legendary WWE commentator Jim Ross

Jim Ross: It's going to be a slobberknocker tonight ladies and gentlemen!

by Metallicajunkie October 15, 2018