Mrs. Spiders

A demon. There's no other way of putting it. Her favorite saying is "NO FUN ALLOWED!" and she doesn't seem to be human. No sense of humor, and - actually, I think she's an enderman. She just appears behind you.

AAHHH! It's Mrs. Spiders!!!

by Turdmeister69 March 15, 2020

barking tree spiders

a huge loud ass fart near or around a camp fire.

"damn those barking tree spiders ar really loud tonigt.

by mronesuit August 12, 2009

Just like a bunch of spiders in a birthday cake

1. An unpleasant surprise.

2. When a woman hasn't shaven her vagina in months and the guy pulls out and ejaculates on top of her vagina.

"Ahoolah hoolah hoolah, aboolah boolah boolah! Look who's got front row seats to the Mexican hat-dance now, just like a bunch of spiders in a birthday cake!"

"He was surprised at the sight of her unshaven vagina as his ejaculate got stuck in her pubic hair. Just like a bunch of spiders in a birthday cake."

by Dr. Terpentine March 9, 2010

Wookie Slider

This is when a woman swallows a man's load, except with a few of his pubic hairs to boot. When the load "slides" down the hatch, the pubic hair will tickle her throat. She then will make a gurgling noice that will resemble a sound that Chewbacca would make. Thus making it a Wookie Slider.

"After the wedding reception, I have every intention on giving my new bride the hairiest Wookie Slider this side of the Mississippi River!"

by Slade Knightly January 11, 2008

Tony Hawk slider

When you take a poop that makes streaks on the sides of the bowl.

"Oh god man, you left a tony hawk slider in my toilet."

by Liamjen October 18, 2009

backdoor slider

While in the doggy style position, a man attempts to slip their penis into the woman's asshole without permission.

My girlfriend got really mad when I tried to throw her a backdoor slider last night.

by downpat75 August 3, 2008

jalapeno slider

Giving someone a jalepeno slider consists of fucking them in the ass and then leaving in a slice of jalapeno. When they take an already painful post anal shit it will burn even more due to the jalapeno juice.

'what did you do with that ugly girl Cindy last night?"
"We had some kinky sex and then I gave her a jalapeno slider>'
"You are a cruel man"

by Shmuli Ellison February 24, 2008