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skateboarder 

A person who gets a lot of shit from frat/jock/scum because theyre ex girlfriends are all fucking skaters. Skateboarders also get a lot of hate because the frat/jock/scum cant skateboard so in turn they just talk shit. Frat Jock Scum is just upset because theyre too dumb and fucking muscular to skate and they cant just tackle into someone like a dickface.....besides why would those dudes wanna skate anyway no one in skateboarding likes dave mathews or OAR . Skateboarders are generally sincere,honest, hardworking kids and the ones who are fuck ups arent really skateboarders becuase if they were real skateboarders they would be skateing instead of fucking up. ANd if anyone has anything bad to say you can contact me and come over my house and watch your girl suck me off. WOOD PUSHERS FUCKING UNITE BITCHES.

skatebored

A terminal disease that renders you unable to skate. You can catch skatebored from many things, such as:
-bad weather
-broken skateboard
-injury
-school/work
-parents/significant other
-you're watching Law and Order
The best cure for skatebored depends on the cause. Many fight the disease by browsing ebay for skating merchandise or watching skating videos. In the case of an injury, you'll simply have to let your immune system stave off the disease.

Recent studies have shown that playing skate 2 can help to cure this horrendous illness. This is still in debate, though, and it is not yet known whether the video game fights the illness.

Don't get skatebored
Person 1: Hey, dude, wanna go skate that wallride today?
Person 2: I wish I could, but I'm skatebored.
Person 1: That sucks dude, I hope you get better.
skatebored by Shiggy499 April 10, 2009

skateboarding 

a way of life, how you live, what you breath, everything you cherish, all that you love, skating is everything, its how we live, its something we need, something you cant live without, essential as my heart and brain, skaters love to skate and not "pose as skaters", a real skater just strives to get better, already great at it or just starting, real skaters skat all day and do it because they want to and need to, real skaters help anyone that wants to learn................. SKATING IS A LIFE LONG JOURNEY THAT YOU WILL NEVER FINISH, YOU WILL ONLY GET BETTER, BUT AS U GET BETTER, THE FINISH LINE STAYS THE SAME DISTANCE AWAY, EVERYTIME YOU LAND A TRICK, YOU LEARN OF A NEW ONE U HAVE NEVER HEARD OF. THE JOURNEY OF A THOUSAND MILES, BEGINS WITH A SINGLE STEP...................
i love skateboarding, its my life man!

old school skateboarding 

The first kind of skateboarding. skaters like Tony Alva, Jay Adams, Stacy Peralta and the Z Boys virtually created.

it's often done on concrete waves, where you can apply the surf style to. early tricks that came with it were called 'bert slides' which is like the surfing move 'snap' (fs or bs) it's using your hand as a pivot to make a hella quick 180.

then somewhere around 1974-75, they z boys were bored, because the swell didn't come for three days in a row. they found an empty pool, and skated it.

hence, modern skateboarding was born.

-- it's also a shitload more fun than these flatland tricks. adrenaline rushes aplenty.

used with either a surfboard shaped deck with large wheels. (pool wheels, usually 56-62mm) or those sick 80's wide decks.

Skateboarders 

The mortal enemy of the rollerblader, scooter fag and rent-a-cop. Known to hunt in packs the vicious skaters will threaten and attack if provoked. Sharing a common enemy with the BMXers these groups have been known to hunt together however it is common to see skaters and BMXers in conflict over there shared habitat.
The skateboarders pray on the helpless scooter fag and tear him limb from limb
Skateboarders by Fallen55 February 24, 2009

skateboarder 

some one who has taken an alternative to foot ball and all the other traditional sports. And they pretty much live for the sport.
people who dont think that that skateboarder has much skill havent tryed skateboarding
skateboarder by Anonymous July 14, 2003