donkey sitting

taking a dumb stand in a fight, row, argument or debate

Allyssa was donkey sitting on Bryan's side.

by Danikinssss January 6, 2021

sweat sitting

when you sit for too long and your butt starts sweating

your butt looks like you have been sweat sitting

by Bang tan army October 28, 2021

sweat sitting

when you sit for too long and your butt starts sweating

your butt looks like you have been sweat sitting

by Bang tan army October 28, 2021

sitting on the drapes

Having a large vagina.

That woman's got to be sitting on the drapes.

by Kung-fu Zombie April 15, 2005

man-sitting

When someone is sitting down with their legs spread very far apart, as if they have the largest dick and balls in the world and this is the closest they can bring their legs together.

God damnit, during rush hour the train was full of assholes man-sitting with their legs all up in my space.

by cinterclawz March 21, 2010

sitting on the router

When someone else in your family or your dad is using up all of the internet connection bandwith, which usually slows down your internet speed and/or multiplayer games.

My dad was sitting on the router by playing 2142 this morning.

O rly?

Yea.

by Anotymous July 20, 2008

sitting up

In jail/locked up. Used as slang to reference experiences of being locked in a cell with nothing to do but sit up and think.

“Judge gave him 20 now he’s sitting up, sad story man”

“Most the niggas I grew up with are either sitting up or gone” - A boogie

by Black mass January 13, 2021