Simran

One sweet girl.never gives up.loves math and doesn’t like bulling if she sees her brother ararv bullied WATCH OUT!.the fastest in her class.gets higher grades.likes roblox.

Hey peep hahahaha.simran/say that one more TIME/HEY PEEP LOL/simran/slaps/OW

by Thatone_Simran/simp June 12, 2022

Simran

Simran is a beautiful person with the prettiest smile in the world. She is funny and can make anyone laugh and she gives the best hugs. Simran is perfect.
P.S Simran is a massive fittie like succcchhhhh a fittie it's insane

Omg Simran is so perfect I love waking up and seeing her

by NafNaf 0805 September 9, 2022

Simran

Simran is the most beautiful girl in the world she is kind and thoughtful and trustworthy. She is (very very very) sexy beautiful and watch out don't look too deep into her eyes or u may get lost in their shimmering and shining beautiful depths forever. Simran always has a pretty smile on her face which just lights up the whole room and the world if there's ever a blackout I'll just hold up a picture of Simran to shine. Simran is always there for u she's the best❤️

My girlfriend is called Simran and she is so beautiful on the inside and out. She is perfect

by NafNaf 0805 September 9, 2022

Simian Simple

So easy a monkey could do it.

This is typically used to describe procedural steps that are so explicit that it would be nearly impossible to misunderstand them or do something wrong.

Aw, these instructions don't tell me half of what I need to know in order to do them. I need something simian simple.

by Barfor the Green June 29, 2023

filthy simian

A sexual position where the female supports herself on her shoulders with her legs spread upward in a "V". The male likewise spreads his legs widely enough that each partner's respective reproductive organs are in close proximity to each other. The male bends his penis downward to penitrate the female. Once coupled, both parties deficate and procede to copulate.

I had the best weekend, but I now have a nasty rash from the filthy simian I performed with X.

by jgogs April 9, 2007

simian

The distant parents of the "Original Peoples".

by Anonymous August 22, 2003

simian

Someone in the realms of about 5'9" - 6'0". Has a huge love for thunderous death metal and weighs roughly between 250lbs - 500lbs. They also love, and I mean *LOVE* proteins and red meat.

When at work, do not aggrivate the Simian. He will shit on your stomach.

by Bitchtits August 18, 2004