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Shortpack

A short male that, is of legal age, posses ginormous cock and balls. Basically the opposite of a shortstack.
“Brenda, you’re lucky to be alive,” John said as he takes a sip of his coffee “your ass must cushion the brutal plowings from that shortpack. Ass must be stronger than fucking titanium.”
by Fumidafox February 29, 2024
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Shortpack

A term to describe a short male (that is legal of age) that possesses a ginormous cock and massive balls. These types of people usually shot loads so massive that it could break a condom.
Girl 1: “man she’s so lucky, I want me a shortpack that could make my pussy look an inbred cloyster after sex.”
Guy 1: “girl, what the fuck on you on?”
Girl 1: “your face
by Fumidafox February 29, 2024
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Shortcayk

retard who can't spell at all!
Hay Yew fawker. mah nayme ish jaymeee donkey-ass-whole. Aye Kunt spell shieet cuz i dydnt pash fyrsh grayd.
by emily December 8, 2003
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shortycake

A sexy bean that is thick
She is such a shortycake
by ChloePear455 February 3, 2018
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Shartnack

A good whos name usually starts with S and ends with Z. She thinks she is good at stuff like playing the violin but in reality is a poor man’s yo yo ma. Overall she’s about a 3.5
Man, that shartnack is a real wippersnapper
by Marsdoe November 10, 2020
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Shotoackerman

It is means annoying and horny also having a hyper fixation on Keats man tiddies and levi ackerman and zhongli
Your being such a shotoackerman today
by Qwertgsla May 29, 2021
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Shortsmack

Shortsmack: A small, but thicc girl/woman with the physical prowess necessary to dom you sexually or even kick your ass.

Essentially, a dom shortstack.
May from GG Strive is a total shortsmack, bro.
by Lloyde1337 June 20, 2021
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