tucking my shirt in

Jacking off in front of a minor, as Rudy Giuliani did in the second Borat movie.

"I was just tucking my shirt in", claimed Rudolph, while smelling his own fingers.

by Lârry Dângüs, esq. October 23, 2020

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Wouldn't shout if a shark bit him

Description of a freeloader.
'To shout' is to buy someone a drink in Australia.

Wayne: 'Is it just me or does Jason go to the dunny whenever it's his round'
Bruce: 'Nah, that c*** wouldn't shout if a shark bit him!'

by Harry Sargent August 15, 2008

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took off like a cat shot in the ass

To move very quickly.

When Jacky saw that spider she took off like a cat shot in the ass!

by brando56894 December 18, 2013

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take a shot in the mouth

to allow someone to ejaculate in your mouth

"If it'll get me a couple of hundred miles across the country, I'll take a shot in the mouth." (from "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back")

by BlueAir September 13, 2004

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shot in the face

"shot in the face" can be used in any situation where a person has truley fucked up the lives of other people. Thereby dismantling perfectly happy lives without regret.

The creator of Alf, the television sitcom series should be shot in the face for taking up valuable television viewing time.
Person 1: My God, wtf is Alf
Person 2: haha, it's some shitty show from the 80's. The person who thought it up should be shot in the face.
Person 1: yer I know, I'd so much rather be watching Friends right now aye.
Person 2: maybe you should be the one being shot in the face. Friends! Wtf I thought you said you'd stopped puffing the magic dragon.

by semaj ""132$ January 14, 2009

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