Shisterhosen

(n.) Literally German for "Shit Pants", this is an exclamation used to proclaim exhaustion or a royal fuck-up.

SHISTERHOSEN! I can't believe I just nailed that tool in the crosswalk!

by Skenns March 13, 2009

Shmit

Shmit/Shmittie :A specimen of the female sex that is in a higher class of looks than the average girl. A Shmit can usually be seen staring at you in a manor that says "I want to perform falacio on you." Shmits can also be seen wearing Uggs,leggings and/or other Shmit attire. In lamens terms, a Shmit is a hot girl who looks like a good fuck.

I can't have any grenades tonight bro, I need some grade A shmits!

by hapoeltelaviv November 8, 2010

shisty

messed up
jacked up

that punk is being shisty today

by Matt Vowles June 12, 2003

shist

Noun; a type of rock, sounds like a swearword, i personally think the guy who named it was stupid

swearword:
Person1: Holey shist!
Person2: You mean shit?
rock:
Person1:Dude, you are so lucky to get shist to research, the name is so cool!
Person2: I know man, right?

by Food is life December 30, 2011

hoe sheisty

a nasty ho gettin all up your bid-ness

Get that hoe sheisty outta my crib!

by el jefe November 13, 2003

shistabobber

an extremely large piece of shit that instead of sinking stays at the top and floats right after it is released from the anus area.

Jim: "Dude, come, come look at this"
Edd: "Holy Fuck man that thing is huge"
Jim: "Yea that's not really the pont though look at it, its fucking floating man"
Edd: "Holy shit dude, thats a fucking shistabobber"

by Mike Hawk in York Hunt March 29, 2007

shistapape

Toilet paper, or shit tickets.

Hey Doug, where's da shistapape?

by Thoughtstipated November 15, 2006