shmunt

Slang, for cunt. I've heard this a bunch of times now since moving to a small town. Maybe shmelly + cunt = shmunt!
Often found under a gunt.

Those two girls were fighting and the redhead kicked the other one right in the shmunt.

by Snuffy G January 6, 2009

Sheentology

A religion based on the beliefs and practices of Charlie Sheen,circa February 2011.

There is possible foot-licking involved, and frequent mention of goddesses.

Sheentology appeals primarily to men aged 18-42.

"Bro,Charlie Sheen thinks he is a total frickin' rock star from Mars,and that hookers and porn stars are goddesses!
Sheentology is a religion that I could really make a commitment to."

porn stars hookers Charlie Sheen celebrity melt down
tiger blood gum for everyone

by Bart's Mom March 14, 2011

Shmeat

A little penis. Small Hairy Meat.

Did you see the pic Andrew sent to Loddie?
Yeah he has a shmeat

by BIGBOY112 April 24, 2017

shmeltz

A redheaded vagrant often found in 1) dumpsters, 2)a cardboard box on the corner of sheridan rd, 3) Miami Beach. Creator of the fudgelito. Originally hails from boo city, iowa, where he was raised by rufus.

Dude, shmeltz hasn't fucking showered in 3 days. Amazing.

by Shaft January 25, 2004

shmeetard

a incubus loving, beach going, mindless self indugence eating, sandal wearing, day dreaming, currupt, skanking, pool sharking, shroom loving person. A.K.A shmee, shmeeshroom, casey, kateyraidy, caseyrae. this person is trippy as shit. will out surf your whole family. will kick your ass into next year. then find you and love you till your better. sometimes says things that makes no sense on the outside, but with further inspection makes all the sense in the world.

there is only 1 shmeetard. she is her own example.

by conneeeeeer August 25, 2008

Shmeat

Meat or meat products produced by factory farming, CAFOs, or other unethical practices.

Combines "shit" and "meat".

Bro 1: Wanna hit up that Micky D's?
Bro 2: Hells no, I don't eat those shmeat burgers man!
Bro 1: So what you eat, bro?
Bro 2: I get certified human meat, man. Then I cook it myself.
Bro 1: Word.

by noshmeat January 26, 2011

Shmendrick

An unintentional rhyme that someone makes.

>"I was walking down the street, and realized i needed to eat!"

-"WOAH!!!, that rhymed!"

>"It's just a shmendrick, man, calm down"

by WordMaker3000 January 7, 2014