Shlooker

A wooden pipe you shove up someone's asshole and once it reaches the top of the trachea you blow the shot out the back. Used most in Israeli and Chinese torture.

"Itzik took a shlooker strait to the brain."

by ClusterFuck11 July 10, 2015

shlonk

to mack on, make out, kiss, etc.

m8, had the best shlonk on satty night brewwwww.

by AnGeLicAaA October 19, 2008

Shlonk

The sound created when a stiff object is thrusted through a hole (usually wet) and collides with the hole's end.

"Shlonk! The pole was shoved into the hole carved in the mud."

by PieMan3259 May 20, 2018

Shlok

Someone who makes excuses and doesn't show up to things he promises he will go to.

"This guy named Shlok didn't show up again, what a shame"

by Vikky34 March 28, 2021

shlonk

micro shrimp dick

Durwin's ex girlfriend said he has a shlonk

by Don't come back September 26, 2017

SHLOCK

Acronym; spat/sprayed hot liquid over computer keyboard.
See also SHLOMM; SHMUCK

That was so funny I shlock - ed.

by ketanga February 20, 2007

Shlock

A person named Shod's cock.

DAYUM, he put that shlock to good use last night ;!

by beccaisapunk November 30, 2011