shiftingwithmell

shifting with mell, more like lyin with mell, it could also be used as a way to say im gonna lie

" boutta make me go all shiftingwithmell on your ash" or " STOP I JUST GOT PTSD FROM THE DARK AGES OF MELL-"

by anonymous February 27, 2022

Arial Shitting

The act of climbing up on top of the stalls in a public restroom and shitting with the goal of landing the turd in the toilet.

Carl is not good at arial shitting. I feel bad for the janitor.

by The Bombardier July 10, 2010

Panic Shitting

When one feels the sudden urge to shit due to the fear of not being able to shit. When one is confined to a small area or being trapped in an area where there is no toilet and as a result gets nervous/has an anxiety attack and has the sudden urge to shit.

Can happen in cars, buses, trams and trains...anywhere that one can not use the facilities.

"Are you ok man?"

"Nah mate, my panic shitting is flaring up again"

OR

That guy has a classic case of the panic shits

by cricketfanbb3/6 December 27, 2010

shitting nickels

to be extremely nervous

(Excerpt from Stephen King's "The Stand Complete and Uncut")
"Are you nervous?"
"Fuck, I'm shitting nickels."

by Glutton October 3, 2005

bits-shifting

Rearranging your man-parts so that your laptop isn't resting on them.

I had to do some frequent bits-shifting while working on my latest coding project.

by liscio July 23, 2009

astral shifting

Astral shifting is where the Shifter goes into the spirit world (astral plane) and shifts there. It can take a while to work yourself into the right frame of mind for this, so it's not as easy as aura shifting, which you can do anywhere and get away with. Dreaming of shifting into your animal form or of being in your animal form counts as Astral Shifting also.

I had a Astral shifting today i went into my astral plane

by nighttherian September 19, 2016

shittingdicknipples

A horrific picture in which a grotesquely "healthy" (fat) female sits. Her nipples are replaced with dicks, which are, well, shitting. I shit you not.

"Her nipples are dicks that are shitting!"
"Shittingdicknipples."

by Aeroclasher August 28, 2008