shitlerature

"Shitlerature (noun) -

1) particularly good book(s) kept in the toilet for reading while engaged in the act of defecation.

2) any substantial reading material, pamphlet-size upwards, used for the same purpose

Usage.

"I've got Colin Powell's 'My American Journey', David Foster Wallace' 'Infinite Jest', and Kazuo Ishiguro's 'Remains of the Day' in my toilet tank - that's some serious shitlerature."

by Rajanus August 27, 2011

shitling

A little nugget of shit that's hard to push out

I was in so much pain the I had to push out a shitling

by Juan scott September 30, 2017

Adolph Shitler

A variant of the Dirty Sanchez, where the man paints the women's face with a mustache that resembled Adolph Hitler's.

I was pretty hammered last night, and thought it would be funny to give Sarah an Adolph Shitler. She was not amused.

by Oddballls January 4, 2015

The Shitler

A variation of the Dirty Sanchez where you fuck a girl in the ass, pull out and rub your shit covered dick on her upper lip to give her a hitler mustache. You then fuck her while she reads mein kampf aloud.

Sarah and Todd Palin conceived their last child while performing "The Shitler".

by The Iron Shitler January 23, 2009

Shitledge

A ledge from which one may shit off of, or upon, depending on preference.

Dude, if you need to go to the bathroom, just use my shitledge; it's right over there.

by yetimade June 18, 2013

Shitlinks

Fat fingers resembling pieces of fecal matter linked together.

Did you see that fatass over there? Her fingers looked like the little shitlinks I left in the toilet this morning.

by DecepticonZombie March 29, 2015

shitten

A baby cat in the act of being a little shit.

The little shittens have shredded yet another roll of toilet paper.

by Punch Dagger of Serenity September 27, 2015