I've Been Sitting on the Shitbowl

A phoney-bologna fake made-up song, sung to the tune of, "I've Been Working on the Railroad".

♫ I've been sitting on the shitbowl ♫
♫ All the live long day ♫
♫ I've been sitting on the shitbowl ♫
♫ Just to waste my time away ♫
♫ Don't you hear the pisser flushing ♫
♫ Sleep in so late in the morn ♫
♫ Can't you hear the restroom attendant yelling ♫
♫ Quick, get an air horn! ♫

by Telephony August 6, 2015

shitbook

uninteresting updates on Facebook which offer no new insights and take up valuable space in the news feed

can also be used as a verb (shitbooking)

"Dude stop shitbooking so much. I don't care that you just finished brushing your teeth. Your Facebook looks like a twitter or something."

by ladragonmaster February 4, 2010

Clapped out shit box

The sound coming from a truck driven by a fuck boy with his flat billed hat sporting his ragged ass rear squatted truck. AKA DONKEY SLAPPER!!

That fuck boys truck sounds like a clapped out shit box!

by Grumpy old bastard January 12, 2019

shitboat

Anything that moves too slowly and needs to hurry up.

Hurry up you shitboat!

by Xemidos June 24, 2016

Shitblox

The actual name for that chicken shit game for 8 year olds called Roblox

Friend: Hey wanna play Roblox with me?
Me: WTAF NO I DON'T PLAY SHITBLOX LIKE AN 8 YEAR OLD KID!
Friend: Oh.

by FUCKUDEDITORSBIGTIME March 27, 2021

Shitboomer

n. Refers to the generation of leeches born during the demographic Post-World War II baby boom between the years 1946 and 1964. A generation of draft dodgers who advocated peace, love and happiness and then grew up to wage deadly, never-ending wars in the middle east and abroad. A generation that has shackled their children with a burden of debt that resulted from their own greed and sense of entitlement.

"Look at that shitboomer trying to figure out his iphone."

by ded precedent July 5, 2012

shitbowl

A shitbowl is just a vulgar slang term for a toilet.

Clean the shitbowl!!!

by Craig Johnson June 26, 2008