Shmoopie

An executive that is completely full of crap

important people who thing there crap doesn't stink are all shmoopies

by BUCKEYEDUCK June 28, 2011

shamoonying

When one is in the persuit of the opposite sex and is successful

Any shamoonying over the weekend??

by river dance February 26, 2004

shmoop a poop

to take a long, drawn out dump while on the clock at work in order to kill time and relax.

Rick: that motherfucker Corey has been in the back for 30 minutes what's he doin?

Kslice: Cee-lowe dun shmoop a poop

by thunderthievez July 5, 2009

shalooped

the ultimate state of sadness that your emotions are just completely twisted and confused.

boy: what's wrong?
girl: i just feel so shalooped lately.
boy: bummer.

by oudahottestguidette April 4, 2011

Shamoo

A very attractive male/female.

"woah tori, look at that Shamoo"
"oh yeah, i see him"

by Emma-Lei December 24, 2007

Shamoo

To lick the top of one's asswhole to the top of their Penis.

Francis gave Leslie a SUUUPPPPER shamoo last night.

That shamoo tickled ya big silly! ;-)

by Logan Crosthwaite, Nick Varas, & Travis Robinson October 31, 2004

shampoop

When you take a crap, clean up, and then realize.. ugh, I guess I wasn't done after all. shit, wipe, repeat.

A: Dude, you OK? You were in there an hour.
D: Yeah, had a bad burrito for lunch. Had to shampoop 4 times!

by littlerabbit4 August 28, 2014