Sexual Detention

Forced entrapment in a social setting due to the friend with whom you intend to leave disappearing for over an hour with another friend to engage in unscrupulous and unsubtle sexual shenanigans.
My ride home went off to fool around with a friend when the evening was winding up, leaving me and the friends good enough to keep me company trapped in Sexual Detention!
by Robanes August 8, 2009
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sexually ambiguous

Having a sexual orientation that is indeterminable by others.
Jan: Don't worry, bro. You'll find a girl some day.
John: Ok.
(later)
John: Dude, Jan thinks I'm totally straight.
Jack: Don't worry, you seem pretty gay to me with that coat on.
John: Ok.
(later)

John: I just don't understand. Why are people assuming I'm gay or straight based on my gender or my clothes?
God: Don't worry, son. It's ignorance and stereotypes. Everyone is sexually ambiguous until you check out their internet history, or unless you're me. Bi.
by killa wharl March 16, 2016
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gone sexual

Something turned sexual that you didn't expected, often used by YouTube prankers.
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sexual weirdo

someone who is thinking if not having sex all of the time, therefore causing them to be a weirdo....a sexual weido.
person 1: its not normal staying in and having sex all the time!
person 2 : im not! its elliots fault anyway!
person 1 : your a pair of sexual weirdos!
person 2 : hahahahaha!
person 1 : its not funny, and its not right!
person 2 : i have never been so insulted in my life xD
by jojar April 16, 2011
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business sexual

Clothing which is technically appropriate for the workplace, but which creates interest and/or arousal by co-workers or customers. "Business sexual" is a variation of "business casual" attire which emphasizes the individual's physical attractiveness. Generally applied to women only.
Martina decided to wear a business sexual outfit on Thursday. She saw that Cassandra at the bank probably had the same idea, as did Laura at the outlet mall. She felt more attractive and powerful. The world was a happier place for everyone.
by Rusanova November 7, 2010
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ass-sexual

A person who is only sexually interested in butt fucking, regardless of gender.
Bradley: So wait your Gay?

Pastor Cody: No. I'm ass-sexual. I once went a week without butt fucking and I tried to kill myself.

-Average Dicks Web Series (Episode 4 - Extreme Drifting)
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sexual abuse

While it's generally called "unwanted sexual contact," child sexual abuse is an adult using a child to meet his or her sexual needs.Some children are manipulated or coerced into thinking that the sex was wanted. It's still sexual abuse, because kids aren't mentally able to give consent.

Some survivors will blame themselves and say, "But I went along with it. I didn't fight back. I can't accept that I was being sexually abused." No, honey. It's still sexual abuse.
"I was a childhood survivor of sexual abuse. I didn't know much about sex and I didn't understand what was going on."
by TheRunaways March 21, 2010
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