A federal agency established after 9/11/2001 to carry on the work of the terrorists. They help us fear nature by taking over FEMA and diverting funds that would have been spent on hurricane relief to equip meter maids with assault rifles. Constant reminders to "report suspicious behavior" to the police have made us fear each other and criminalized social anxiety disorder. Thanks to their fine efforts, being too shy to ask a girl for sex is now as likely to get you investigated as asking a girl for sex.
by Len Bakerloo June 16, 2018
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FNaF: Security Breach is a new entry into the Five Nights at Freddy's franchise, released in December 17 2021 by Scott Cawthon and built/developed by Steel Wool Studios.
It's the first official FNaF game to be fully free-roam, and is by far the BIGGEST FNaF game ever released in terms of budget and time being developed. (It is also the sequel to Five Nights At Freddy's VR Help Wanted)
The game's official price is currently around $40 and provides around 10 hours of gameplay (or around 13 hours if you were to beat all the endings).
In the game you play as Gregory, a young boy trapped inside of Freddy Fazbear's Mega Pizzaplex (which is a giant frikin' mall). And the point of the game is to survive until 6 AM until the doors reopen again and Gregory can escape.
It's the first official FNaF game to be fully free-roam, and is by far the BIGGEST FNaF game ever released in terms of budget and time being developed. (It is also the sequel to Five Nights At Freddy's VR Help Wanted)
The game's official price is currently around $40 and provides around 10 hours of gameplay (or around 13 hours if you were to beat all the endings).
In the game you play as Gregory, a young boy trapped inside of Freddy Fazbear's Mega Pizzaplex (which is a giant frikin' mall). And the point of the game is to survive until 6 AM until the doors reopen again and Gregory can escape.
by FlooferLand January 3, 2022
Get the FNaF: Security Breach mug.A pyramid scheme run by the US Government. They promised to take your money to invest it for you so you'd have enough money to retire on, but from the very beginning they've just paid the people who are over 65 with the money sent in by the workers under 65. For any other organization to do this would be illegal. They don't make any real investments at all. They only 'invest' in other government agencies, which means they'll end up being paid back with yet more tax money taken by force from hard working Americans.
Joe Average says "I wanted to invest my money in a private account that I could control in order to plan for my retirement, but after paying tax for Social Security I didn't have enough left over to do that. If Social Security is so great, why do they have to force you to pay for it under threat of prison? If it was really so great, wouldn't people participate voluntarily?"
by Jake August 10, 2004
Get the social security mug.Despite the 5th amendment, the Iraqi and Afgan prisoners were denied a fair trial in the name of national security.
by NewspeakDictionary>UrbanDictionary October 25, 2004
Get the National Security mug.usually employed by a contracted "security" company, these people are given absolutely no means to control dangerous situations, but are expected to keep things under control until the police arrive. their job is to give the "perception" of security, without actually having to go through the hassle of having real training. usually known as rent a cops, they must also deal with a complete lack of respect from the patrons of the mall they serve. low pay and horrible hours make the job ideal only to lazy fat people and college students.
concerned citizen: that man just ate my daughter!
mall security guard: wtf do you want me to do, all i have is a flashlight! this radio doesn't even work outside the building.
mall security guard: wtf do you want me to do, all i have is a flashlight! this radio doesn't even work outside the building.
by bah May 13, 2005
Get the mall security mug.Formally known as McAfee Antivirus, Intel Security boasts little to no improvement over it's predecessor. The overall difference between McAfee Antivirus and Intel Security is that Intel Security will be hardware integrated, which means that the only way to be rid of this horrid piece of software is to avoid purchasing products with Intel chipsets.
"McAfee in hardware... This can't be good." - Mike (not Cox) of ZDNet.com
As Intel Security is merely an attempt to rebrand McAfee Antivirus after Intel's breathtaking $7.7 billion dollar acquisition of the company, see McAfee
As Intel Security is merely an attempt to rebrand McAfee Antivirus after Intel's breathtaking $7.7 billion dollar acquisition of the company, see McAfee
by TheMightyTitan January 9, 2014
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