schmag

Pronounced shmadj. Abbreviated form of schmagina (from the latin vagina schmagina).
1. Schmag can be used much like the word "smurf-"
2. Or as a noun meaning crap, stuff

1. "schmagtastic"; "shmagical"; "schmagerrific".

2. "Hey, what is that schmag all over your sleeve?" or "You've got a little schmag in the corner of your mouth there."

by Nickdammit August 7, 2006

Scamazon

The act of getting something for free from amazon. OR getting something for some unheard of price.
due to a mistake on their part. or perhaps they shipped you 2 SEIKO watches instead of 1.

Lisa: I noticed those new Maui Jims your wearing ....
Sam: Yea, Thanks to ScamAzon...

Lisa: Scamazon?

Sam : Yes Amazon phuqed up... got 2 pairs when I ordered yours,
Lisa: Sweet!

by The.Sniper August 23, 2018

schmagma

Unpleasant sweat that developes on a man's taint*.

*Refer to "taint" in UrbanDictionary for definition

Hey Lisa Guerrero, Quit talking about John Wade's "schmagma" on Monday Night Football!

by Rob S. September 8, 2003

scumass

someone who needs to take a shower because their ass is dirty, or a person who is just an ass and u wanna make him feel worse so you call him a scumass

man ur such a stupid scumass!

by alzzzzzzz May 13, 2005

schmacko

When your girl is giving you Gobby and your balls are smacking her on the chin or neck

Bro gave this chick the best schmacko lasnight.

by Madpossum123 July 25, 2019

scamazon

Because of almost extreme customer priority, Amazon can refund or replace an item if you say it didn't come, no questions asked. This has led to users of Amazon abusing said system, to receive a refund, or a replacement for an item that already came.

Person 1: Why do you have two laptops?
Person 2: Because I used my trusty friend, scamazon

by jomummy July 15, 2021

Schmad

Word meaning false toughness..as in someone who yhinks hr is tough but is actually soft.

That guy thinks he is schmad

by RYNO9993 April 5, 2009